Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
One hundred dollars. Daddy Bender, we're hungry. Ooh, name it after me! Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. That's not soon enough!
Large bet on myself in round one. I love you, buddy! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
We're rescuing ya. No. We're on the top. Daylight and everything. Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Really?! Isn't it true that you have been paid for your testimony?
- I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.
- Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
- Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso!
Kif might! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually! Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig". What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
- How much did you make me?
- THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
- I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense.
Kif might! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun? You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Can I use the gun? Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Guess again. I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas.
I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Of all the friends I've had… you're the first.
Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
Do a flip! I'm a thing. That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"? Tell her she looks thin. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
Can I use the gun? You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. Kif might! Bender, quit destroying the universe! We don't have a brig.
Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you. Also Zoidberg. You know the worst thing about being a slave? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.
That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! So I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct? I wish! It's a nickel.
Who are those horrible orange men? No, she'll probably make me do it. Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient? We don't have a brig. And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Bender, we're trying our best. Shut up and get to the point! I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Aww, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long.
